Sunday, October 27, 2013

Scarily Cute Halloween Thingies!

At my place of employ, we're having a contest wherein all the employees costumize these little monster figurines and then the customers may vote as to which is most aesthetically pleasing. All the little monsters are so adorable/ridiculous/creepy, I feel compelled to share.

Can you guess which one is mine?

Is it....

me, Mario?

Joss Whedon's Marvel's Agent of Shield's Captain America?

 Fancy Zoot Suit Skull Man Thing Guy?

That One Thing From That One Movie by That One Guy with Them One Things?

The Boy Who Lived?

Your Grandpa?

Pinhead's Aborted Fetus?

The Most Fabulous Skull Man Thing Guy You Ever Did See?

This Scary Motherfucker Right Here?

This Slap-dash Piece of Crap?

HINT: Mine's a piece of crap that I whipped up slap-dashedly!

Kudos to all my super crafty and imaginative coworkers!


Thursday, October 17, 2013

All of My Stories Aren't About Zombies - Just the Ones that Get Published!

Just in time for your Halloween campfire! 

I have a little story in Feast of the Dead: Hors D'oeuvres, called "The Elephant." 

This is how it starts:

"That was delicious, Temperance!"

This is Albert, my next door neighbor. He teaches remedial English at the community college. He's always saying things are delicious. I hear him over the fence in his backyard, playing catch with his eight-year-old. "Delicious toss, son!" On quiet nights, I imagine I can hear him on top of his wife: "Delicious, dear. Delicious."

Copies are only $7. Buy one?