Lookit, here's my story, with an appropriate amount of crazy eyes:
(I haven't washed my hair today; I hope no one notices....until they read this.)
Here is my author bio, short, sweet, and pertinent:
Finally, here are my favorite words from Steve Berman's intro: "One of the librarians has brought to my attention that a disheveled man has been seen near the front entrance. He is most likely a student demonstrator. I would not be surprised if, upon exiting after our lectures, we find the number of these ragamuffins has exponentially multiplied."
Won't you pick up your own copy today?