Thursday, November 18, 2010
So little time!
Anyway, here are some more juicy highlights:
From Chapter One - All's Dead That Ends Dead
"There in the soft haze of this perfectly surreal moment between myself and someone whose image I have repeatedly masturbated to, materializes my first ever real-life zombie."
"And because I've watched so many movies in this piece of shit, do-nothing town, and because I don't believe in God or divine invention, and because I've read about the fucked up experiments science has sanctioned in its quest for knowledge since the invention of psychoanalysis, I know this man is a fucking zombie."
From Chapter Two - Eat You? I Hardly Know You
"I guess, looking back, that's when the stupidity took over. Or it may have been this: Michelle Rodriguez shouts into my ear, "Rain, stop," grabs at my flailing arms, and I, caught up in the desperation of the moment, lost in the pale emptiness of Biff's half-closed eyes and swimming in his blood, I elbow Michelle Rodriguez in the face."
" "You're not how I imagined you." It's not the first stupid thing I've said to Michelle Rodriguez, but it certainly is the latest."
"Her left hook connects with the zombie's loose jaw, sending its remaining teeth up into its skull with a sound like Gallagher sledge-hammering an unsuspecting watermelon."
From Chapter Three - The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Dead
"Michelle plunges a hand into the side pocket of her camo pants and pulls out her wallet. She takes out her insurance card and hands it over. "Yeah, she's my cousin."
"I thought she was your friend?" The other nurse says.
"We get along," Michelle says.
"This insurance company only gives coverage to immediate family," the counter nurse says.
"Yeah, she's my sister."
"But you just said...."
"Sometimes I don't like her too much so I pretend she's my cousin to piss her off."
"Hey look, guys - I'm bleeding!"
While they were occupied in their verbal battle, I surreptitiously drove my fingers into my bandage until I almost blacked out from the pain and felt the bandage grow soggy with my blood. I am the queen of quick distractions. Also, I may need to throw up."
From Chapter Four - A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two if You're Dead
"Quick Shot Guns & Ammo shares a rectangular parking lot with two other stores: a Check & Go, and Quick Shot Liquors. Some years ago there was talk of putting in a Quick Shot Mini Golf course across the street, but the town ultimately decided against adding to the confusion."
" "Ever shoot before?" She asks.
I pump the shotgun, open the barrel and load up nine cartridges from the box Michelle holds out to me, slap the barrel back in place and cock a round into the chamber. "Alaskan hunting trips every other summer since I was ten."*
"Must have a pretty cool dad," she says.
I grab the box of bullets from her. "My mom took me." "
* I am aware this is not exactly how a shotgun operates. NaNoWriMo is not for researching or editing.