I Wish I Had Something for You

OH WAIT


here is something:

You have to click on the image and zoom in.


THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY!


My heterosexual platonic life-partner and I were watching some show and heard the word "contrarian", and we could not believe that this was an actual word. It sounded too much like a mystical beast, and so we began to develop a children's book series about the Contrarian, who was naturally contradictory, and he lived in the Vagina Tree (different story entirely) and fought an enemy whose origins and mystical nature we had not fully imagined (or partially imagined, or imagined at all). Anyway, then the events pretty much follow the comic to a science. Reality killed my fiction! Super sad.



Next week: It's back to zombies, people. I just can't stop!